{"product_id":"old-man-drinks","title":"Old Man Drinks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eLose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eOld Man Drinks\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48636112306329,"sku":"9781594744501","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/2716\/files\/71bc49buOSL._SL1200.jpg?v=1785961954","url":"https:\/\/burrogoods.com\/products\/old-man-drinks","provider":"Burro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}